I have lost ALL COMMUNICATION CAPABILITIES. ALL OF THEM. I have been feeling chipper because everyone talks about "pregnancy brain" and I had thus far avoided it. UNTIL NOW.
I was talking to someone on the phone, someone who hasn't met me yet and I was UNABLE TO STRING A SENTENCE TOGETHER. Instead of STOLEN I said the word STEALEND.
Oh dear. I can't even remember what else I said.
I totally need a nap. And a cookie.