Friday, September 11, 2009
Dearest DrMr. This bed costs £ 33000.00 GBP. I think we need it, because it's not just a bed. It's a REJUVENATION ENVIRONMENT. I need some goddamn rejuvenation since the teething child woke every two hours last night.
If the sweet eggy design is not enough to catch your interest, it also has an inbuilt colour wheel light to match your moods, an inbuilt ipod and an inbuilt massage system. The Lomme also features a unique light therapy alarm clock. After you have been lulled into a deep restful sleep by the gradual fading light of a simulated sunset, waken naturally as light from the virtual sunrise plays on your skin
Look! That could be us so very, very happy in our house-deposit bed. See how relaxed and loving we are? It's so worth it. If you could please have it installed by Christmas. I will take it instead of a pony.
Your faithful and doting significant other,
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