Monday, March 29, 2010

badness


To the man in the chemist who, while I was struggling with a wriggling and screeching child grabbing all the vitamins off the shelf as I was trying to answer the real estate agents calling me on the phone, stole my wallet, I do hope a dog bites your penis off.

16 comments:

Vic said...

AARGH!

Frikkin ditto on the dog & the biting.

Bastard.

Ellieboo said...

ooooh ouchy. What a low life (him not you)

frankie and ray said...

can I say bastard? yes, I will, and loudly. BASTARD.

Leonie said...

You go girl! Bugger not at all convenient, what a sorry thing to happen

Melbourne Vintage said...

Bad karma will get the bastard!

Thereisabuttonmissing said...

Scumbag. Bad bad bad man.
Hope someone lovely finds your wallet and you can at least get your ID back. Awful.

mylittlebirdie said...

what an asshole! bring on the bad karma.

Selina said...

and then swallows and digests, so no hope of reattachment!! shithead!

Cath @ chunkychooky said...

that sux! what a prick!!

PottyMouthMama said...

Freaking ass monkey. That's bad. Bad. and then BAD again. I hope you didn't have much cash in it (once mine got stolen with only $4 - suckaz). But it's the freaking cards and everything else. ACK! I feel bad for you. That guy sucks dead dog's balls.

Mama Mogantosh said...

He'll probably get caught soon, Sal, cause he's obviously a bastard opportunist, so hopefully he'll have to do time and Bubba, his cellmate, will bite his penis off.

Hope tomorrow is better. x

Virginia said...

Oh man. That's awful.

Well, instant karma's gonna get him, you know?

Lots of hugs to you.

Fiona said...

NOT COOL.

Betty Jo said...

Sic em Georgie!
Bite his boy bits hard!!!!!

Megan said...

Arrgh! That sucks. I'm so sorry. Don't worry. What goes around, comes around. He'll get what he deserves soon. It may be even worse than a dog bite. =D

Gifts Created said...

all I can say is Karma bites! You go girl!